The cranberry. Greatest con ever inflicted on mankind.
Explain?
Try eating one. Absolutely pointless little things, completely inedible unless massively sweetened. They're ugly and pointless, there is nothing you can do with a cranberry that isn't better if you made it with a different fruit.
I blame Delia.
And yet the shops are groaning under the weight of cranberry products. You can even get white cranberry juice, which isn't even made with ripe cranberries.
Give me anything but cranberries.
Nick
Joined: 02 Nov 2004 Posts: 34535 Location: Hereford
So if you saw Morrisey walking down the street snacking on dried Cranberries you'd really go for him! Just hope he's not wearing a Sunderland shirt at the time.
So if you saw Morrisey walking down the street snacking on dried Cranberries you'd really go for him! Just hope he's not wearing a Sunderland shirt at the time.
If I saw Morrisey eating cranberries wearing a Sunderland shirt, I wouldn't be surprised by his lack of taste. I'd probably offer him a meat pie.
Jonnyboy
Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 23956 Location: under some rain.
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 07 3:26 pm Post subject:
Did you know that Ocean Spray just crams in the cranberry goodness? mmmmmmmmmm
judith
Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 22789 Location: Montgomeryshire
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