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A. Lamprey

Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 18

Posted: Thu May 05, 05 12:42 pm Post subject:
This is harrassment. How would you like it if I posted recipes for Behemoth stew.

Bugs

Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 10744

Posted: Thu May 05, 05 12:43 pm Post subject:
Are you a good size, Mr Lamprey?

A. Lamprey

Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 18

Posted: Thu May 05, 05 12:49 pm Post subject:
I have been told that I'm a fine figure of a fish.

tahir

Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 45674
Location: Essex

Posted: Thu May 05, 05 12:51 pm Post subject:

Bugs wrote:

Are you a good size, Mr Lamprey?

Are you questioning his manhood?

Bugs

Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 10744

Posted: Thu May 05, 05 12:51 pm Post subject:
Plenty to go round then?

Bugs

Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 10744

Posted: Thu May 05, 05 12:52 pm Post subject:
That was in reply to the Lamprey, not Tahir's remark

Behemoth

Joined: 01 Dec 2004
Posts: 19023
Location: Leeds

Posted: Thu May 05, 05 12:54 pm Post subject:

A. Lamprey wrote:

This is harrassment.

How would you like it if I posted recipes for Behemoth stew.

I've been protected on the grounds that I've got hair and cute cuddly toys for children can be modelled on me creating hypocritical emotions that conclude it's wrong to eat me.

You on the other hand need to get a good PR manager, the squirrels have a good one.

A. Lamprey

Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 18

Posted: Thu May 05, 05 1:03 pm Post subject:

Behemoth wrote:

A. Lamprey wrote:

This is harrassment.

How would you like it if I posted recipes for Behemoth stew.

Exactly, you never hear of Barbar the Lamprey do you? I'm off to email Max Clifford.

Bugs

Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 10744

Posted: Thu May 05, 05 1:05 pm Post subject:
I feel a Downsizer campaign coming on...knit your own cuddly lamprey

Behemoth

Joined: 01 Dec 2004
Posts: 19023
Location: Leeds

Posted: Thu May 05, 05 1:07 pm Post subject:
Wouldn't it look like a sock?

Jonnyboy

Joined: 29 Oct 2004
Posts: 23956
Location: under some rain.

Posted: Thu May 05, 05 1:09 pm Post subject:
No, just an ugly eel, now eels they have charisma, buckets of it. You could go on extreme makeover, come back as a grass snake, everyone would love you then.

Bugs

Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 10744

Posted: Thu May 05, 05 1:13 pm Post subject:
I've not seen a grass snake, but if they're half as gorgeous and wise looking as slowworms I'm sure I'd like them. Now, you see, you can make bacteria and other nasties cuddly ...I'm sure we could do the same for the lamprey....

A. Lamprey

Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 18

Posted: Thu May 05, 05 1:51 pm Post subject:

Bugs wrote:

I've not seen a grass snake, but if they're half as gorgeous and wise looking as slowworms I'm sure I'd like them.

Now, you see, you can make bacteria and other nasties cuddly ...I'm sure we could do the same for the lamprey....

I like it. Obviously you could use a sucker to attach the cuddly lamprey near (or to) the lucky child.

Behemoth

Joined: 01 Dec 2004
Posts: 19023
Location: Leeds

Posted: Thu May 05, 05 1:56 pm Post subject:
Do you think it could be a playground craze with kids running round with toy lampreys suckered to their heads, arms etc? "Look at mine, it's got a real rasping effect" "Cool"

A. Lamprey

Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 18

Posted: Thu May 05, 05 2:24 pm Post subject:
We could be saving an entire species here (or three to be accurate). People would probably hang us in their car windows too. Has anyone got any ideas for slogans?

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