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halbergace

Joined: 31 May 2010
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Posted: Mon May 31, 10 4:27 am Post subject: Are you searching for the clothing alpaca...?

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Brownbear

Joined: 28 May 2007
Posts: 14929
Location: South West

Posted: Mon May 31, 10 5:24 am Post subject:

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Penny Outskirts

Joined: 18 Sep 2005
Posts: 23385
Location: Planet, not on the....

Posted: Mon May 31, 10 8:10 am Post subject:
I was going to delete the spammer, but I think I'll leave it now!!

chez

Joined: 13 Aug 2006
Posts: 35935
Location: The Hive of the Uberbee, Quantock Hills, Somerset

Posted: Mon May 31, 10 8:36 am Post subject:
Is this the right thread for Sean and my's advert for Complimentary Therapies?

Chickem

Joined: 27 Mar 2009
Posts: 3958
Location: Sunny Devon

Posted: Mon May 31, 10 9:29 am Post subject: Re: Are you searching for the clothing alpaca...?

halbergace wrote:

Errrr.........not really no!

Penny Outskirts

Joined: 18 Sep 2005
Posts: 23385
Location: Planet, not on the....

Posted: Mon May 31, 10 10:06 am Post subject:
ï¿½39 for a pair of socks, however beautifully hand crafted, is just too much

chez

Joined: 13 Aug 2006
Posts: 35935
Location: The Hive of the Uberbee, Quantock Hills, Somerset

Posted: Mon May 31, 10 10:08 am Post subject:
Oh you are SUCH a miser, Penny. It's quality, innit!

Brownbear

Joined: 28 May 2007
Posts: 14929
Location: South West

Posted: Mon May 31, 10 10:13 am Post subject:
There's something disturbingly illiterate/Yoda-like about the title as well... ' Are you looking for the clothing alpaca?' 'No, I have the money insufficient.'

Chickem

Joined: 27 Mar 2009
Posts: 3958
Location: Sunny Devon

Posted: Mon May 31, 10 10:15 am Post subject:
Or are you looking for the clothing, Alpaca? Didn't know they wore clothes

Mary-Jane

Joined: 13 Jan 2005
Posts: 18397
Location: The Fishing Strumpet is from Ceredigion in West Wales

Posted: Mon May 31, 10 10:36 am Post subject:

Chickem wrote:

Didn't know they wore clothes

Do you think they cross-dress as well?

Penny Outskirts

Joined: 18 Sep 2005
Posts: 23385
Location: Planet, not on the....

Posted: Mon May 31, 10 10:43 am Post subject:

Mary-Jane wrote:

Chickem wrote:

Didn't know they wore clothes

Do you think they cross-dress as well?

Cross dressing Alpaccas

12Bore

Joined: 15 Jun 2008
Posts: 9089
Location: Paddling in the Mersey

Posted: Mon May 31, 10 11:12 am Post subject:

Penny wrote:

Mary-Jane wrote:

Chickem wrote:

Didn't know they wore clothes

Do you think they cross-dress as well?

Cross dressing Alpaccas

Sequins and gold llamay?

chez

Joined: 13 Aug 2006
Posts: 35935
Location: The Hive of the Uberbee, Quantock Hills, Somerset

Posted: Mon May 31, 10 11:14 am Post subject:
passes 12bore's coat

Chickem

Joined: 27 Mar 2009
Posts: 3958
Location: Sunny Devon

Posted: Mon May 31, 10 11:14 am Post subject:
Splutter!!

12Bore

Joined: 15 Jun 2008
Posts: 9089
Location: Paddling in the Mersey

Posted: Mon May 31, 10 12:20 pm Post subject:
Someone had to, and it's usually me.............................. ETA, not the cross dressing, we have enough of that with the brother in law

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