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Flamin'Panda



Joined: 09 Feb 2014
Posts: 464
Location: Azores
PostPosted: Sun Feb 09, 14 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

If I were a bamboo shoot, I would now be very scared!

Flamin'Panda



Joined: 09 Feb 2014
Posts: 464
Location: Azores
PostPosted: Sun Feb 09, 14 2:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Is a flame throwing panda environmentally acceptable? Also has the panda risk assessed what he is doing?

Nick



Joined: 02 Nov 2004
Posts: 34535
Location: Hereford
PostPosted: Sun Feb 09, 14 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Pandas are an evolutionary dead end. They refuse to breed, and only eat one specific, rare, not very nutritious grass. They are going to die out, regardless.

So, we should use them however we can. Have him flame your land, then enjoy a celebratory feast, when the work is done.

Mr O



Joined: 13 Feb 2005
Posts: 5512
Location: Nova Scotia, Canada
PostPosted: Sun Feb 09, 14 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Roundup, is the only answer, if you can't do the pig thing.

Flamin'Panda



Joined: 09 Feb 2014
Posts: 464
Location: Azores
PostPosted: Sun Feb 09, 14 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Can anyone tell me, what is the carbon foot print of a flame throwing panda?

Hairyloon



Joined: 20 Nov 2008
Posts: 15425
Location: Today I are mostly being in Yorkshire.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 09, 14 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

caroline1 wrote:
Wow, thanks for all of that, so all I need now is a Panda who can operate a flame thrower.... has anyone got one?

I could come in disguise...

Pilsbury



Joined: 13 Dec 2004
Posts: 5645
Location: East london/Essex
PostPosted: Sun Feb 09, 14 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

caroline1 wrote:
Can anyone tell me, what is the carbon foot print of a flame throwing panda?
if there is a slip up all the flamethrowing pandas footpronts will be carbon...

dpack



Joined: 02 Jul 2005
Posts: 46220
Location: yes
PostPosted: Sun Feb 09, 14 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    


Flamin'Panda



Joined: 09 Feb 2014
Posts: 464
Location: Azores
PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 14 6:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Before searching ebay for a flame throwing panda, can anyone tell me: How do I deal with the immigration status? After all I don't want to be employing an illegal immigrant.

NorthernMonkeyGirl



Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 4630
Location: Peeping over your shoulder
PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 14 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

I'm sure there's a specialist work visa

Flamin'Panda



Joined: 09 Feb 2014
Posts: 464
Location: Azores
PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 14 9:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Yes there probably is, but it will be 900 pages long, and then have to be filled out in triplicate, faxed off to various departments, then returned to me for some minor spelling error... think I'll just smuggle him in and hope no one notices... But would his flame thrower be hold or hand luggage, oh this is turning out to be so complicated, I'm beginning to prefer the idea of a pig in a lifejacket...

dpack



Joined: 02 Jul 2005
Posts: 46220
Location: yes
PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 14 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

pigs are probably a good option for rooting and eating the rhizomes ,from what i know of the slash/burn/dig/poison(ugh) attempts at removing the stuff it is very hard work and a long process.

onemanband



Joined: 26 Dec 2010
Posts: 1473
Location: NCA90
PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 14 1:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Mini-digger / JCB for a day, level plot, pull out any stumps, push it into big pile to rot down or burn. Follow up with other methods allready suggested.

Flamin'Panda



Joined: 09 Feb 2014
Posts: 464
Location: Azores
PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 14 7:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Ok guys, the flame throwing panda is a non starter I'm sorry to say. At the moment we are looking into fencing for the pig, a neighbour (yes we are currently still living on our boat but have a small (very small 30mts) rented cottage on another island) has fenced his pig in with old pallets. Does anyone have any pig fencing ideas, cheap is what we are after as it isn't going to be a permanent fence. Also now having seriously thought about getting a pig, we have started to look into what type of pig, (bearing in mind where we live the choice might be limited). Big snouted things are what we have come up with, any ideas please....

Hairyloon



Joined: 20 Nov 2008
Posts: 15425
Location: Today I are mostly being in Yorkshire.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 14 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Flamin'Panda wrote:
Does anyone have any pig fencing ideas...

Virtual fences.
Fit the pigs with electronic collars that give an audio warning if the animal starts to move out of bounds, followed by an electric shock if they continue.

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