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Treacodactyl
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 15 11:20 am Post subject: Screwfix...
Now seem to sell a range of Rural Supplies. Incubators, Arks, coops, electric fencing etc.

chez

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Location: The Hive of the Uberbee, Quantock Hills, Somerset

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 15 11:32 am Post subject:
Temptress.

NorthernMonkeyGirl

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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 15 1:28 pm Post subject:
So apparently Screwfix is the not-so-secret place for ladies to meet new ladyfriends? Apparently it used to be B&Q, but that's now full of 50-shades-of-grey wannabes. Useless knowledge brought to you by "I spend too much time online".

Nick

Joined: 02 Nov 2004
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Location: Hereford

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 15 2:52 pm Post subject:
Screwfix shops are about four foot square. Not ideal for lesbian hook ups, I'd have thought. I have been checking around the local B&Q, but frankly, I've been disappointed.

tahir

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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 15 2:56 pm Post subject:

Nick wrote:

I have been checking around the local B&Q, but frankly, I've been disappointed.

By the availability of lesbians or chicken accessories?

Nick

Joined: 02 Nov 2004
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Location: Hereford

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 15 3:39 pm Post subject:
Just for the record, there are several lines I am not using here.

chez

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Location: The Hive of the Uberbee, Quantock Hills, Somerset

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 15 4:12 pm Post subject:
And we are all grateful that that is the case.

sean
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 15 4:15 pm Post subject:
I thnk it's heroic.

LynneA

Joined: 25 Oct 2006
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Location: London N21

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 15 4:22 pm Post subject:
Seriously doubt they'll be stocking the rural supplies stuff in our local branch at Edmonton on the North Circ.

Treacodactyl
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 15 4:57 pm Post subject:

LynneA wrote:

Seriously doubt they'll be stocking the rural supplies stuff in our local branch at Edmonton on the North Circ.

They list what's direct delivery only and you can check the stock levels of store items.

I mainly posted the link as I thought it would be useful as some sites tend not to like showing prices and you never know when next day delivery might come in handy.

As for lesbians NMG, wouldn't it be easier to meet online (Screwfix forums?), where the world's your filter feeding bi-valve?

Ty Gwyn

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Location: Lampeter

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 15 5:49 pm Post subject:
To be honest ,you`d need your head read to purchase some of them products, Way over priced.

Mutton

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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 15 9:37 am Post subject:

NorthernMonkeyGirl wrote:

So apparently Screwfix is the not-so-secret place for ladies to meet new ladyfriends? Apparently it used to be B&Q, but that's now full of 50-shades-of-grey wannabes.

Useless knowledge brought to you by "I spend too much time online".

Pardon?

I've not read 50 Shades - did the gorgeous vampire work in the hardware store or something?

Can't resist this now I've thought of it
50 shades of grey in B&Q - are you referring to the very useful older/retired guys who now work in there part time and have actually done some DIY in their time?

Nick

Joined: 02 Nov 2004
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Location: Hereford

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 15 9:56 am Post subject:
No. Folklore has it that B&Q was a great place for lesbians to meet other lesbians. They can do DIY, see, so they must be butch, and able to cope without a man. Then, 50 Shades came out, and B&Q sent out a mail warning staff to expect a leap in sales of gaffer tape, ratchet straps, and other DIY based S&M items of potential. There are no vampires at all.

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