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Nanny

Joined: 17 Feb 2005
Posts: 4520
Location: carms in wales

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 06 6:51 pm Post subject: for all you cat lovers out there

Heroin in Whiskas

There's heroin in Whiskas
I'm reasonably sure
The cat's getting desperate
Pacing the floor
He hangs round the food cupboard
Waiting to score
Wild-eyed and reckless
Quick on the claw
He's sharing a needle
The cat from next door
Comes round at mealtimes
And ties-off his paw
They shoot up together
And beg me for more
Who should I turn to?
The vet or the law?

There's heroin in Whiskas
I don't think it's crack
He said he could handle it
Lying on his back
But last night the chemists
Came under attack
The only things missing
Were chocolate and smack
And some halibut oil
From the vitamin rack
He won't have the dried stuff
Which comes in a pack
If it ain't got the tincture
He reckons it's cack

There's heroin in Whiskas
And reasonably pure
He completely refuses
To go for a cure
He just lies around
Till it's time for his feed
But what makes it worse
Is the dog's taking speed

dpack

Joined: 02 Jul 2005
Posts: 46369
Location: yes

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 06 6:59 pm Post subject:

wishus

Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 777
Location: Northampton, East Midlands

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 06 7:28 pm Post subject:

Bernie66

Joined: 14 Jan 2005
Posts: 13967
Location: Eastoft

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 06 8:17 pm Post subject:
Is that all your own work?

mochyn

Joined: 21 Dec 2004
Posts: 24585
Location: mid-Wales

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 06 10:40 am Post subject:
Has pig food got speed in, do you think? My new pig goes completely manic at feed time! The noise has to be heard to be believed!

Nanny

Joined: 17 Feb 2005
Posts: 4520
Location: carms in wales

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 06 6:39 pm Post subject:

Bernie66 wrote:

Is that all your own work?

unfortunately not

but i really wish it was

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