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dpack

Joined: 02 Jul 2005
Posts: 46207
Location: yes

Posted: Tue May 26, 15 2:51 pm Post subject: mister rat...

i hope you are a mister rat cos a ms rat will get rather messy

you seem to be immune to pepper spray in your home

you seem to think my idea of trap is a feeding station

you can lick peanut butter ,nutella or chocolate cake from a trap in a very professional manner and even left me a feather as a thankyou

you are quite comfortable pottering about in daylight

you check the alley by peeking under the gate to check there are no pussycats or other unpleasant folk before you go for your afternoon walk

you seem to have a very highly developed set of internal martial arts skills especially in relation to detecting threats

do you know i have a laser red dot for close range work?
do you know i have other traps?
do you know i can get very nasty with chemical warfare ?

i am almost willing to make friends with you
i might find you rather fun as a chum
i might respect your skills

if you have "borrowed "a smart phone are you reading this?
if you are would you like to be a comrade ?

depending on your attitude we could be chums or i will kill you

Bodger

Joined: 23 May 2006
Posts: 13524

Posted: Tue May 26, 15 3:50 pm Post subject:
He's really got to you hasn't he Deepers?

dpack

Joined: 02 Jul 2005
Posts: 46207
Location: yes

Posted: Tue May 26, 15 4:13 pm Post subject:
maybe

dpack

Joined: 02 Jul 2005
Posts: 46207
Location: yes

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 15 10:02 am Post subject:
and you have acquired a very cute friend with white paws and a cheeky manner. oh dear .

Lorrainelovesplants

Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Posts: 6521
Location: Dordogne

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 15 7:26 pm Post subject:
oh dear.

dpack

Joined: 02 Jul 2005
Posts: 46207
Location: yes

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 15 10:58 am Post subject:
yesterday the next door neighbor demolished her very shabby shed(or the ancestral home as it's real owners thought of it) after some squeeling ,mostly human,the shed was down and broken up. last night there was something nasty in my wood shed hrmmmm

jamanda
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Joined: 22 Oct 2006
Posts: 35057
Location: Devon

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 15 10:46 pm Post subject:
What are you gonna do?

dpack

Joined: 02 Jul 2005
Posts: 46207
Location: yes

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 15 12:24 am Post subject:
i think i should watch caddyshack before i make any rash decisions

dpack

Joined: 02 Jul 2005
Posts: 46207
Location: yes

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 15 2:27 pm Post subject:
the incidental firewood jenga while i sorted the compost was a little tense. perhaps for more for others than for me hrummph i recon a small bin bag box would be a very good idea or a lot more owls and jrt's.

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