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Graham Hyde
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Below is an extract of an email sent to my sister about our first night in our house here after retiring from the Middle East. M is my better half by the way........
Renarto and his wife Alice and family stayed at our house in our absence looking after the house and gardens.
They were not used to beds, carpets, sinks or baths and their idea of cleaning is not the same as ours. They do not have water in their own house having to carry water containers from the communal well and as such is used for cooking and drinking not wasted on things like cleaning.
During their stay the electric bill was between 2,500 and 3,000 peso per month. We now pay about 800 peso per month. The 42 inch LED TV was burnt out and somehow a large hole appeared in the bottom of the downstairs bath. They returned to their house the day of our arrival so we could have a night alone. And what a night.
You know what it's like, you're afraid to touch anything or sit anywhere as there's dirt and grease everywhere.
The kitchen was over run with ants and the stove top was a nightmare.
But this is usual for these people. See the fresh meat or fish in the market and you will see hundreds of flies. Insects are part of life here.
Anyway, we were tired having been travelling for nearly thirty hours and being late at night decided to leave it all to the morning and went upstairs to bed.
We made the bed with clean but musty smelling bed linen and settled down for the night.
Not long after, M went to the en-suite bathroom from where after a couple of minutes came a very loud scream then came M, running in great distress and alarm.
She slammed the door shut and shouted "RAT!"
It seems whilst she was seated, a rat ran across her feet from behind the toilet to the laundry basket.
I got dressed in long trousers, black, a long sleeved black shirt and black socks. I must have looked like the Milk Tray advert man.
M said "where do you think you're going?" She thought I was going out but with trousers into socks and long sleeves buttoned I was in my rat catchers clothes.
Armed only with a 3 foot curtain rod I entered the bathroom closing the door behind me expecting to see a small mouse.
I was confronted however with a very large angry rat. Some welcome home!
I hurriedly left the bathroom shutting the door firmly.
"There's a rat" I said to M, breathing hard, "a big rat".
"Yes, go and kill it" were her words of encouragement.
Back in the bathroom I chased Roland and it seemed at times I was chased by the rat. It jumped and ran, climbed and hid and several times ran up my legs in his bid for freedom.
Let me tell you this from my limited experience as a rat catcher, a 3 foot curtain pole is not the ideal weapon to catch a rat in an en-suite bathroom.
After what seemed to be 10 frantic minutes the curtain pole finally made it 'curtains' for Roland the rat and I emerged hero like from the battle with trophy in hand where M said "It's a Jungle rat".
Now to me a rat is a rat and this was a big rat whether Jungle or Sewer rat.
Giving the rat to one of the dogs I returned to bed and took an age despite being desperately tired to get back to sleep. My last thoughts were 'such a lot to look forward to in the morning, welcome home'.
We have since used traps, big wire cages baited with smoked fish. The trap is thrown into the duck pond to dispatch the beast within. Now we have cats and have no problem with rats now. |
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