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dpack

Joined: 02 Jul 2005
Posts: 46246
Location: yes

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 18 11:43 pm Post subject: dear dog number tweety birds and jackhammers

dear dog , when tt gets home from work choosing a greeting gift from your toy basket is a noble gesture and a recognised courtesy when a hunter returns to the den.

scattering a few items behind the door can happen but when i try to move them back to the safety of your toy box it is best you dont leap under and upwards into my head with yours.

you now have a rather bruised occipital arch and a bitten lip and i have at least a little brain damage as you hit me spot on to target glabella and flap my skull and brain about.

i would give the contact a 3 on a scale of 1 being external to 5 being dead in my case.
in yours i would give it a 1 and a bit, we will see how that looks in the morning.

personally i would have used a club hammer for doing a proper job but dear hound your head is something you should be careful with

dont worry dear hound i know how to watch for any signs of serious complications

much love hope the eye and lip dont throb too much .

Shan

Joined: 13 Jan 2009
Posts: 9075
Location: South Wales

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 18 8:41 am Post subject:
Dear dpack, It is your duty to anticipate my movements and to defend me from my over-exuberant self. BAD dpack!!!!! Your faithful and very sore "dear hound"

derbyshiredowser

Joined: 11 Feb 2007
Posts: 980
Location: derbyshire

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 18 9:17 am Post subject:
I think they are getting exited for Christmas ,I was also almost rendered unconcious when Alfie dog jumped on me in bed the other morning.

Shan

Joined: 13 Jan 2009
Posts: 9075
Location: South Wales

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 18 9:40 am Post subject:
Poppy once chewed through the Christmas lights and of course used to love shredding the Christmas paper across the entire lounge floor...

NorthernMonkeyGirl

Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 4630
Location: Peeping over your shoulder

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 18 11:22 am Post subject:

Oh no!
Not-old-collie recommends throwing head backwards to really have full impact on your human with minimal risk to own face

Not-old-collie has also sussed that we're moving house again, so every time I blink she's hopped up in to the car to make sure I don't go without her. Can't decide if that's adorable or heart-breaking. Slightly concerned she'll get bundled into Oxfam with the bags of donations though...

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